Synchronized entry into a flatlined curve

Nominate a clean flatlined token by burning $VITALS. A 30-minute window opens; pledges escrow on-chain with a 20% per-wallet cap and the deployer's cluster blocked. Threshold reached → every pledge executes in ONE block at ONE price. Missed → full refund, zero fee, permissionless.

Fee 2% on success only — 80% buys back $VITALS with public receipts, 20% operations. One revival per token, forever. Max 12 windows a day. No target, no promise, no forecast.